he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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