i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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