Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Randomize
