she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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