She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I think people are normalizing furries
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