Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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