It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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