wakey wakey hands off snakey
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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