I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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