My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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