Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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