I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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