so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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