i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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