Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Bring me that man meat
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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