I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
