i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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