On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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