what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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