and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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