Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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