guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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