I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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