It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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