Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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