R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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