do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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