I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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