I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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