Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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