Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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