and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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