Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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