love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS