I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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