It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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