The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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