Christians are straight up FREAKS
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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