Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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