I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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