he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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