Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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