i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i dont even know how to be here
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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