great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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