you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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