Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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