marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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