Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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