Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
