Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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