So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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