I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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