I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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