Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Two words: nipple clamps
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