do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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