You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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