How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
just tell him i said nine months
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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