Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I fill condoms, not promises.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.