I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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