yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
is wine microwaveable?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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